1. Two separate times this week I needed to go to the post office to mail a package. BOTH times I arrived at the counter, asked for a priority mail box and then had to admit that I had no idea what the address was for where I was sending the package. I had to get out of line -- call someone to find the address and then try again.
2. I went to the grocery store to buy cottage cheese because I was actually going to cook and make Lasagna for dinner. I became very distracted thinking about everything else I needed, including special snacks I wanted to make for our trip this weekend, and left the store without...Cottage Cheese! We ended up eating Spaghetti O's and left overs.
3. I brought Carter to basketball practice this week and decided to stay and watch him practice. I told a friend that she didn't need to come back to pick up her son because I was staying and would be happy to bring him home. You guessed it -- as we pulled onto our street I did a sudden gasp and Carter freaked "What's wrong?"..."We forgot Collin!!" I quickly turn around -- call my friend and tell her "I am so sorry. I didn't completely forget your son, I just a little bit forgot him, but I am on my way back to get him." She said that the coach had just called wondering what was up.
4. I had to pick up Paige from church tonight and on my way there I all of a sudden snap out of it and realize that I am sitting at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green!!!
5. I dialed my husband, Cal's, phone number and when he answers I say, "Hi Mark, this is Jen". I totally intended to dial my co-worker, Mark. Good thing Cal knows Mark. And he is completely aware that I am losing it.
6. I have 10 missed calls on my cell phone from my home phone because it is the only way I can find where I last misplaced it!
7. We are leaving tomorrow for the weekend and I just now realized I have no idea what I am going to do with my dog.
8. I sent an e-mail to a co-worker whose name is Michelle and started it out "Hi Trudi". She e-mailed back "LOL. You just called me Trudi."
9. I left work and couldn't find my car. I re-traced all my steps and remembered thinking that it would be better parking in the back lot than the front lot because of the traffic -- so I was moments away from calling the police to report a stolen vehicle when I decided I might as well check the front lot, just in case, although I knew I had thought through parking in the back. Turns out that was actually my thought process from the day before. My car was in the front.
10. I know there was something else I forgot this week. But I forgot what it was.
Thank goodness those who love me, bear with me! I truly am out of control.
Oh my word....I am TOTALLY cracking up right now! You make me laugh...tears are streaming down my face...I KNOW why I love you so much! You brighten my whole world!!! Love and miss you so much!!
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